Monday, August 18, 2008

Don't bring a gun to a jazz-hand fight

As little sense as Zardoz makes, the movie still makes more sense than most women I know.

Zing.

I am still eagerly awaiting the arrival of my DVD from Amazon.com... It has shipped!

In other news, I'm taking a bag of grain to the gun shop - hope they work on the Zardoz barter system. I'm gonna get me a handgun! It'll come in handy for dealing out some death... have to even the score after all that life my penis has been spreading around. E-VIL!

I think I might pull a Zed and gun-down extras from Les Miserables.

Although, I COULD just sharpen my jazz-hand skills. You know, mess up some fools with that jive.

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