Ok, this time you're REALLY going to "Enter Zardoz"

Ok, so I'm guessing the rest of the world isn't quite sure what Zardoz is, or is all about. It's best described in a list of bullet points.

- floating stone heads
- Sean Connery with disturbing sideburns, a greasy ponytail, bandoleer, red diaper and thigh-high leather boots.
- GRAIN!
- baby-jesus-on-tits.
- Fops, fops, and more fops.
- projectors and mirrors. ad nausem.
- naked people in plastic bags.
- dudes dressed like Rick Wakeman named "Friend."
- jazz hands as lethal weapons.
- women wearing lampshades.
- french post-modern art orgasming across the plane of your unconscious.
- "coming in the stone"
- (seemingly) drugs.
- diamond ring computers.
- Sean Connery's seed.
- psychobabble.

You've been warned. Now click the link and BEHOLD his majesty, Zardoz.

ZARDOZ - Trailer.